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August 26, 2008

Ball gags & Sex Toys: When Foreign Diplomats Go All-Out

Sex is usually a private event and depending on your line of work, the worst nightmare has to be being literally caught with your pants down. This story in The Guardian discusses the rare moment when a foreign diplomat cannot create spin to explain a scenario. It had me laughing:

"As an Israeli ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael was accomplished at putting a gloss on delicate subjects, be it Tel Aviv's nuclear programme, the treatment of Palestinians or the invasion of Lebanon.

When San Salvador police discovered him in his official embassy residence yard in the capital San Salvador, however, smooth talk was not really an option. For starters there was the gag and the rubber ball in his mouth. There was also the matter of being drunk. And naked. And bound. And surrounded by sex toys.

Once he was untied and the gag and ball were removed Mr Raphael identified himself as the ambassador but for perhaps the first time in his diplomatic career, this was a crisis he could not explain away."

Talk about having a bad hair day at work, it's like a CSI scene; Tsuriel Raphael completely went to town. The only thing missing were the fireworks. Imagine being the person discovering the diplomat in the predicament he was in? It's like having a stranger dangle their genitals in your face at the most unexpected moment.

It's a bizarre Kodak moment. This incident reminded me of a boy in my high school who decided to skip a class, hibernate in the toilet, and go all out, procuring his solo orgasm, however he decided to use the single toilet cubicles, and in his excitement (and the fact that the corridors were dead quiet due to active classes) forgot to lock the door, and you guessed it, he was caught with his pants down - going for it, and he could never live it down. The entire school body knew about it, and the masturbation portion wasn't such a deal, but his choice of venue. The poor sod probably didn't have any privacy at home, but in the case of the Israeli diplomat, couldn't he simply get a room?

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Hi, I love reading your blog!

They're at it again, eh? You have my sympathies.

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